Global Warming December 15, 2008
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I know why they changed the buzz word to “climate change”. The first time I read the line, “It is global warming that is causing the cooling we are seeing.” What the hell? I put my hand on the hot stove and got frost bite! Laughable, but this is what passes for science. In the future is this going to be considered the beginning of the neo dark ages?
Genius December 12, 2008
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My spurts of genius are so short, there can be no wonder as to why Hemminway with his major spurts of genius put a shotgun to his head when they left him.
Pancake December 12, 2008
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The United States is like a pancake, it is so done on one side and now that it is being flipped over I hope the other side takes a while to finish…..
Cave Bears Vanished Under Climate Change! December 9, 2008
Posted by jerryh8391 in Uncategorized.Tags: al gore, Cave Bears, Climate Change, global warming
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http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/12/08/cave-bear-climate.html
How could climate change have killed them so long ago? There were no cars or factories, or even Al Gore, who discovered Climate Change! If climate change is something that just happens doesn’t that make Al and his Fascists gang look like a bunch of, well, Fascists trying to take control of the economy? As they say, power corrupts, absolute power corrupts Al Gore!
When anyone claims to have all the answers as long as you don’t ask any questions you should be afraid, very afraid!
How to Suppress the Gag Reflex December 9, 2008
Posted by jerryh8391 in Uncategorized.Tags: gag, gag reflex, swallow
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http://www.wikihow.com/Suppress-the-Gag-Reflex
This story seemed really important when I first saw it. It is a skill that has many uses….. Like swallowing pills…. maybe they should teach this in school?
We are all twisted like a pretzel and crunchy like a twix.
Noah’s Ark December 9, 2008
Posted by jerryh8391 in Educational, Funny.Tags: bible, boat, noah, Noah's ark
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This is my theory, what if Noah did not build the ark, did not talk to God, or collect all those animals? But he saw the rain starting and his neighbor had this huge boat full of animals and thought if I had him over for dinner and drinks and during the evening his neighbor just happened to get killed, it would be a waste to to let that huge boat float away with nobody on it, wouldn’t it?
When the neighbors family would yell about God’s plan as the waters rose and the boat started floating away, Noah would just say, “La,la,la, I can’t hear you because of the rain.” Since Noah and his family were the ones who survived I guess they would write the story as to what happened.
Michigan December 9, 2008
Posted by jerryh8391 in Sports.Tags: bad, hat, Michigan football
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Ouch, I live in Phoenix and I bought a Michigan hat this summer when I lived in Michigan. Now, I have to talk about the Michigan football season every time I wear it! I would normally think that is great in any other season but the worst season in Michigan football history.
What are they doing over there? Homework?
Pants December 9, 2008
Posted by jerryh8391 in Funny.Tags: pants, shorts
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People think of shorts as pants with the legs cut off, but I think of pants as shorts that have grown extra long legs.
Photo Essay of Detroit. December 7, 2008
Posted by jerryh8391 in Educational.Tags: detroit, photo, ruin
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http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1864272_1810098,00.html
I hate to sound like I’ve read to much Ayn Rand, but I think that the only thing that can change what has happened is the business man. I think government gets in the way and is a nessesary evil(thanks T. Jefferson for that).
British Obsessed with F*cking December 7, 2008
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http://banderasnews.com/0611/nw-fucking-austria.htm
The randy British stealing signs, that explains this quote, “We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed,” the officer said.
No post cards? That is so funny!
“Just this morning I had to tell an English lady that there were no Fucking postcards.”
Imagine if Hitler had acually been born there? That would have made history class more interesting. Imagine that chapter in the history books, “The man from Fucking tried fucking the whole world!”
