Slutty Dog Costumes October 28, 2009
Posted by jerryh8391 in Funny.Tags: costumes, Dogs
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Wow, I bet those dogs are going to have fun.
http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/86210-slutty-costumes-gone-dogs
Noah’s Ark December 9, 2008
Posted by jerryh8391 in Educational, Funny.Tags: bible, boat, noah, Noah's ark
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This is my theory, what if Noah did not build the ark, did not talk to God, or collect all those animals? But he saw the rain starting and his neighbor had this huge boat full of animals and thought if I had him over for dinner and drinks and during the evening his neighbor just happened to get killed, it would be a waste to to let that huge boat float away with nobody on it, wouldn’t it?
When the neighbors family would yell about God’s plan as the waters rose and the boat started floating away, Noah would just say, “La,la,la, I can’t hear you because of the rain.” Since Noah and his family were the ones who survived I guess they would write the story as to what happened.
Pants December 9, 2008
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People think of shorts as pants with the legs cut off, but I think of pants as shorts that have grown extra long legs.
British Obsessed with F*cking December 7, 2008
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http://banderasnews.com/0611/nw-fucking-austria.htm
The randy British stealing signs, that explains this quote, “We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed,” the officer said.
No post cards? That is so funny!
“Just this morning I had to tell an English lady that there were no Fucking postcards.”
Imagine if Hitler had acually been born there? That would have made history class more interesting. Imagine that chapter in the history books, “The man from Fucking tried fucking the whole world!”
Kids November 21, 2008
Posted by jerryh8391 in Educational, Funny.Tags: children, kids
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If your kids are better looking than your spouse, that means that you are good looking! There is no other way to explain it.
The great heave forward… Chinese passengers are forced to get out and push their broken passenger plane September 27, 2008
Posted by jerryh8391 in Funny.Tags: broken, china, Chinese, forced, passenger, passengers, plane, push
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WTF? Broke down AFTER landing! these people were VERY lucky it did not break down before landing!
“a picture is worth a thousand words”
Anyone who has ever used budget airlines know only too well how uncomfortable it can be: long queues, cramped seats and every tiny extra costs you.
But at least they are never told to get out and help push their plane.
That is exactly what happened to a group of passengers in China who were asked to get out and push after their plane broke down shortly after landing.
Golf September 24, 2008
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In golf you judge a man by his balls, you have to get to know him before you ask about his shaft.
What he uses to cover his head when he is not using it is only a novelty and should be ignored.
March of Shame August 5, 2008
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825142
My word, this is a film that has been waiting to be made.
Pictures of the day: 4 August 2008 August 5, 2008
Posted by jerryh8391 in Funny.Tags: bathing, picture, suit
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No way! Sometimes a joke can go to far!
If communism is good for one thing it is putting an end to this!
Telescope Girth March 13, 2008
Posted by jerryh8391 in Educational, Funny.Tags: Girth, inches, newtonian, Telescope, women
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Well, well, well, I go out and buy a telescope on Craigslist And it is a 4.5 inch Newtonian telescope. It is good enough to see the rings of Saturn and the space between the rings and the planet. But I think I now know how the fairer sex thinks. Once I had used the 4.5 inch telescope I thought how nice it would be to have a 6 inch, no, 8 inch telescope! The appetites are insatiable for size I must say.
