Telescope Girth March 13, 2008
Posted by jerryh8391 in Educational, Funny.Tags: Girth, inches, newtonian, Telescope, women
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Well, well, well, I go out and buy a telescope on Craigslist And it is a 4.5 inch Newtonian telescope. It is good enough to see the rings of Saturn and the space between the rings and the planet. But I think I now know how the fairer sex thinks. Once I had used the 4.5 inch telescope I thought how nice it would be to have a 6 inch, no, 8 inch telescope! The appetites are insatiable for size I must say.
Man injured after jump from a moving taxi cab March 11, 2008
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He thought he was not going to pay, but what he did not realize was that he was going to pay in another way.
Didn’t his momma tell him not to play in traffic?
http://deseretnews.com/article/1,5143,695260316,00.html
Police said a drunken taxi cab passenger leapt from a moving vehicle and ran into the path of oncoming traffic Saturday night before being hit and seriously injured.
The man was riding in the taxi cab near 1300 S. 800 East when he became belligerent and told the cab driver he would not pay for the service, said Salt Lake Lt. Lamar Ewell. As the cab slowed, the man jumped out and ran behind the cab.
The man was then hit by an oncoming car about 8:45 p.m., Ewell said.
“He punched a perfect hole in the passenger side windshield,” Ewell said.
The man was taken from the scene by ambulance in critical but stable condition, Ewell said.
Couple Injured Infant In Tug Of War Fight March 11, 2008
Posted by jerryh8391 in Educational.Tags: baby, fight, Infant, King Solomon, tug of war
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It sounds like a job for King Solomon and his sword!(If you are unsure check here) With two people pulling on the baby he could have easily done the job……
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/15526093/detail.html
INDIANAPOLIS — A couple charged with abusing their infant son appeared in court Friday as chilling details of the abuse the boy allegedly suffered came to light, including an incident in which they pulled the child in a tug-of-war-style fight, according to court documents.
Not guilty pleas were entered for Todd Spears and Simone Hamilton (both pictured), both 19, at their initial hearing, 6News’ Julie Pursley reported.Seven-week-old Jaden Spears remained at Riley Hospital for Children suffering from broken bones all over his tiny body.
Charles Lovett, Todd Spears’ uncle, said he was in court to show support for his nephew and the infant.
“No baby should have to go through this,” said Charles Lovett, Jaden Spears’ great uncle.Spears was charged with attempted murder, aggravated battery, neglect of a dependent and battery to a child.Police said he injured the infant to the point that the baby had to be placed in several casts.Lovett said he was surprised to learn of the alleged abuse the prosecutor’s office said was inflicted by his nephew.”Yes, very (surprised) because of his upbringing — he was not brought up in an environment like that,” Lovett said.Court documents stated that Spears admitted becoming frustrated with Jaden and squeezing him. He was also accused of shaking the infant.A doctor’s report listed multiple injuries, including fractures to legs, feet, ribs and an arm.”We are aggressively going to prosecute this individual,” said Helen Marchal, Marion County prosecutor’s chief of staff. “The facts support the attempted murder charge through the … extent of the injuries, number of injuries and the fact that the defendant has pretty much confessed to doing this.”Hamilton is charged with neglect and battery. Police said she admitted fighting over the baby with Spears.”She grabbed the baby under the arm. Spears grabbed the baby at the feet,” Marchal said. “They actually kind of did a tug-of-war with the child using the child as a rope.”Spears and Hamilton are expected back in court on Tuesday. Prosecutors want to increase their bond.Spears was held Friday on a $50,000 bond and Hamilton was held on a $15,000 bond.If convicted on all charges, Spears could face up to 50 years in prison and Hamilton could be sentenced to up to 23 years behind bars.
