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Soldier returns from leave a woman February 12, 2008

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I would say, “Dude, the last time I went on holiday I lost my cell phone, but you go on holiday and lose your, your, reason to put the toilet seat up.”

An Austrian army officer called Gregor went on holiday – and came back as a woman called Jasmin.

The 46-year-old captain took three months leave after complaining of stress, and had a sex change operation before returning to barracks in Gratkorn.

Other officers and soldiers were reportedly shocked when Jasmin, whose full name has not been revealed by the army, came back.

But senior army staff have decided Jasmin can keep her old job and will not be demoted.

Defence Ministry officials have also accepted the decision by Jasmin, who has two children, to have a sex change.

Ute Axmann, press spokesperson for the Austrian defence ministry, said: “We accept this very personal decision.”

A soldier at the barracks told Austrian media: “Everybody has a weird feeling about it: a colleague leaving the building as a man and returning as a woman after his holiday is more than a bit strange. We will have to wait and see if this leads to problems.”

Stranger gives couple blank check February 11, 2008

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Wow, I like that this kind of thing happens, until you get the IRS story that they deserve half just because they are the IRS!

By Gary Cleland

Last Updated: 2:36am GMT 07/02/2008

They were just enjoying a bite to eat in a café – when a mysterious stranger changed their lives by handing them a blank cheque.

It sounds like the script of a television programme, but it is exactly what happened to a couple called Alissa and Barry, as they ate last Thursday at Dr Salami’s Café in Pella, Iowa.

An elderly man approached the pair and asked them if they had any children. They told him that Alissa did have a two-year-old.

The man then slid a cheque across the table and told them to fill it out for as much as they liked. The two assumed he was joking and filled it out for $100,000 – around £50,600.

The benefactor then signed the cheque and told the couple: “I’m good for it.”

The couple weren’t sure what to do next. Barry said: “We’re either going to throw it away or try it. Let’s give it a whirl.

“We really didn’t think it was going to happen. It’s too rare for something like that to happen.”

They were amazed when the cheque cashed.

The man did give them certain conditions. They were not to reveal their last names or his identity and were to use the money to buy a house.

And if they have a child together, they are to name the child after him. He told them that he always regretted that he had no grandchildren.

The mystery man’s generosity did not stop there – he also left the waitress a $100 (£50.60) tip.

She said: “He is just a nice guy. You never know when you can make a difference to someone else’s life.”

Daphne woman dies out in cold February 11, 2008

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People! Remember, break the window! $100 for a window is worth less than your life!

Sheriff says hypothermia killed Sandra Ordner, whose body was found near hiking trail last week
Friday, February 08, 2008

By RON COLQUITT

Staff Reporter

Sandra Ordner, 47, of Daphne, whose body was found last week outside her locked SUV at a North Carolina mountain parking lot, died of hypothermia hours after she told her husband she was going hiking, the local sheriff said Thursday.

Macon County, N.C., Sheriff Robert Holland said that it had been extremely cold and raining in the hours before Ordner’s body was discovered in the parking lot of the Whiteside Mountain Trail.

Ordner’s keys and cellular telephone were locked inside her 2002 Land Rover sport utility vehicle, Holland said.

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Her death initially was investigated as a homicide, but the autopsy determined that she died from hypothermia, Holland said.

“She may have gotten caught up in the rain when she was coming down from the trail,” the sheriff said. “It was extremely cold, and she may have been suffering from hypothermia. The body and mind don’t work right when you suffer from hypothermia.”

Holland said that the presence of “smudges” on the SUV windows suggested that Ordner had tried to break the glass with her hands. But, he said, there were no sticks or rocks by the SUV to indicate that Ordner had picked anything up to strike the glass.

Her body was outside the SUV’s passenger side.

Holland said Ordner called her husband about 9 a.m., so it’s likely that she began the hike about 10 a.m.

According to the sheriff, the trail is about 2 miles long and forms a loop that brings hikers back to the parking lot.

I’m Moving To Alaska! February 4, 2008

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I sure hope Al Gore is right about that Global Warming stuff, because I hate the cold but I love freedom! Alaska is the place to be!

Long Shot Ron Paul Finds
A Hotbed of Support in Alaska

By VAUHINI VARA
February 4, 2008

FAIRBANKS, Alaska — With Super Tuesday looming, many presidential candidates are battling over delegate-rich states like California and New York. Ron Paul is making it big in Alaska.

“I think Ron Paul is awesome,” says Schaeffer Cox, a 23-year-old who leads an unofficial group supporting the Republican presidential candidate here. “He’s not the most dynamic, rock-star kind of guy — but he’s got ideas.”

The libertarian-leaning candidate’s vows to slash federal spending and pull out of Iraq have attracted Mr. Paul a fervent following. While other long-shot candidates have dropped out of the race, Mr. Paul has been able to keep at it and hope for a surprise win because he has raised huge sums of money, largely from individual contributors over the Web.

Some of his more radical ideas, like abolishing taxes and letting people carry firearms in national parks, have kept him from rising above fringe status in most states. In Alaska, where residents don’t pay state income tax and often own guns for hunting and protection, his message has a more concentrated appeal.

Within weeks of his announcement in March that he would run for the presidential nomination, Mr. Paul’s supporters in Alaska began informally campaigning. They clustered on cold, dark afternoons to wave Ron Paul signs at intersections. When Fox News left Mr. Paul out of a televised forum in New Hampshire with the other Republican candidates last month, they stood in front of a Fox News affiliate in Anchorage to protest.

Mr. Paul’s national campaign is now trying to harness the local support. A few weeks ago, Craig Bergman, a consultant for Mr. Paul’s campaign, phoned volunteers across the country to find pockets of local enthusiasm that he could tap. He was impressed with the “natural support” for Mr. Paul here — so just more than a week ago, he opened offices in Anchorage and Fairbanks. Mr. Paul now has eight full-time staffers in the state, more than he had in Michigan, Florida or South Carolina. Friday, Mr. Paul hosted a live phone call with Alaskan voters.

In this year’s highly competitive race, amid a compressed slate of primaries and caucuses, presidential candidates are increasingly campaigning in out-of-the-way places.

Democratic Sen. Barack Obama, who has been campaigning aggressively in often-ignored locales, has rented space in the Democratic Party headquarters in Anchorage, says Patti Higgins, the party’s state chair.

Republican Mitt Romney has appointed a small steering committee in Alaska. His son Josh has campaigned in the state for him, and Alaska Republican Sen. Lisa Murkowski has endorsed him.

Mr. Paul needs all the help he can get. The Texas congressman — who placed third for president in 1988 when he ran as a libertarian — scored a third-place finish in Maine this weekend and a second-place finish in Nevada, with 19% and 14% of the vote, respectively, but has picked up few delegates. Alaska gives him a shot at getting a few more.

While there have been no official polls in Alaska, local pollsters and officials say Mr. Paul could garner at least 10% — and possibly upward of 20% — of the vote. That compares with 4% to 6% of the national vote, according to polls of Republicans.

“Alaska is a very, very limited-government state — they aren’t even embarrassed to use the word ‘libertarian’ up there,” Mr. Paul, 72 years old, said in an interview.